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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Source: heteroh)

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

cut3panda:

Plot Twist:  it’s your birthday and you’re at home. All of a sudden the doorbell rings and outside there’s a cute boy holding a bouquet of roses, wishing you happy birthday and giving you a long hug.

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!