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thats-slightly-raven:

THIS FUCKING 8 YEAR OLD GIRL JUST BEAT ME 11 TIMES AT SLED RACING ON CLUB PENGUIN I AM 16 WHY CANT I EVEN BEAT A CHILD AT A GAME FOR 7 YEAR OLDS FUCK YOU KAYLA2005 FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CLUB PENGUIN MEMBERSHIP AND YOUR SLED RACING SKILLS AND YOUR RAINBOW PUFFLE FUCK YOU FUCK CLUB PENGUIN I HATE YOU

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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(Source: illkim)

guys

lanadelreynudes:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

 

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them